NUMPTY 

Someone who calls himself Chickey and has ginger hair

The Chickey is a right numpty

NUMPTY by Nishyboy September 18, 2003

NUMPTY 

NUMP-TEE someone so stupid that he starts fights with evil b*****ds like satan and ME! also he has the muscle tension of a Kit-kat and can not even lift a computer monitor on his own

(see also) martin friend

NUMPTY by Anonymous September 10, 2003

numpty 

Numpty: 1. a rare carcenogenic orchid native to the congo driven from there natural habitat by migrant guatemalan farmers and the north american grey squirrel now indigenous to the interior of 21 ft scaffold tubes marked with yellow paint.

2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.

Usage: CEO of SGB (Scaffold Gt Britain): Ted I wonder if the Numpties will bloom early this year?

Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!

numpty by Cheekygreenmug January 23, 2004

numpty 

Bollington is full of them
and it is the cricket clubs favourite word

bollington is numptyville

look at those numptys

numpty by kristina September 13, 2004

numpty 

a realy stupid silly person

'hahahahahaha ur such a numpty'said bitch fries funnily.

numpty by Ackass September 25, 2005

Numpty 

A very small person much like the last in the series of russion nesting dolls. The small people tend to have long curly blond hair and suck there thumbs a little more than they should considering there at uni.

Rhiannon is a dumb Numpty who sucks her thumb.

Numpty by Neal Hugedong April 28, 2008

numpty 

A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.

When u donate to the Boy Scouts just to see them jump for joy

numpty by claudia January 1, 2004