numpty

eejit

Neil Tennant is a numpty.

by tkdark November 9, 2003

numpty

A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject

"You cheesy numpty"

by Tango January 22, 2004

Numpty

Australian army slang for;

Idiot.

Dumbshit

Fuckwit

Incompetent

"That fucking numpty couldn't lace his own boots right."

"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"

by ApeShapeDeity October 19, 2013

numpty

beccy weccy

"beccy weccy is a numpty"

by beccyweccywoo May 15, 2016

numptied

Something that doesn't work even it is impossible to work incorrect.

It's not working! Is it numptied?

by Hrvoje May 20, 2004

Numpty

Noun: Numpty
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"

Definition: Some-one who spends their time declining avant-garde vernacular into imaginary grammatical components.......

Yeah that means....... errr me!

by Stu Pid February 9, 2004

numpty

numpty (numpti) noun, col, nowt in, empty One who makes it so apparent to the average motorist that they are completely unsuited to the technology and complexity of guiding a vehicle on the Queens highway that they should be stopped, dragged from that vehicle, slapped about the head with a copy of the highway code and made to use public transport.

Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders

see also: muppet

by apache January 6, 2004