A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject
"You cheesy numpty"
by Tango January 22, 2004
Get the numptymug. "That fucking numpty couldn't lace his own boots right."
"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
by ApeShapeDeity October 19, 2013
Get the Numptymug. It's not working! Is it numptied?
by Hrvoje May 20, 2004
Get the numptiedmug. Noun: Numpty
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"
Definition: Some-one who spends their time declining avant-garde vernacular into imaginary grammatical components.......
Yeah that means....... errr me!
Yeah that means....... errr me!
by Stu Pid February 9, 2004
Get the Numptymug. numpty (numpti) noun, col, nowt in, empty One who makes it so apparent to the average motorist that they are completely unsuited to the technology and complexity of guiding a vehicle on the Queens highway that they should be stopped, dragged from that vehicle, slapped about the head with a copy of the highway code and made to use public transport.
Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders
Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders
by apache January 6, 2004
Get the numptymug. 