Nincompoop

"Could you two nincompoops cut it out!?" Said the mother to her two sons arguing.
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Nincompoop

An absolute fool, someone who is so dumb and such an ignorant idiot that they have earned the name nincompoop.
“Did you see how much of a nincompoop that guy Seth is, almost as bad as Xavi
by Not a bozo July 16, 2021
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Nincompoop

A silly person.

What my mum calls me all the time...
Me: I was looking for the doughnuts but they were right infront of my face!
My mum: You nincompoop!
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A nincom that does poop
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Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.
Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.
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udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.
If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacal spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.
Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop
by Sexydimma December 03, 2016
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