Fuck My Balls

This is when you reach boiling point in a videogame and you proceed to scream out 'FUCK MY BALLS' and violently clatter your head against your TV until near death.
Johnny: We're nearly there guys just a few kills left.
Bill:Sorry man I'm dead.
Johnny: FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!.
by realsheet April 02, 2015
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Tickling My Balls

The Tickling of the Balls means a person is lying to you or just playing around with you.
John:Yo i just got a car Dude !
Frank:Yo man your "Tickling My Balls!!" man!!
John:NO LIE MANG
by ItzJinn February 26, 2011
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breaking my balls

Phrase that Italian Mafia members use frequently when someone is giving them a hard time.
Joey "the fag" Calzone: "Hey Jimmy, stop breaking my balls, will ya!!!

Jimmy "Dingleberry" Dinello: "Yo Jimmy, I'll be breakin ya face is yous don't shut da hell up! Look at this guy!"
by jvarna5 January 29, 2008
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nipples on my balls

the act in which a bitch is sucking your cock and her tits are tickeling your balls while she does it. Feels nice.
by Jeff Hawpee April 24, 2006
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Lick my balls

A response to a dumb request, comment or a statement made by another party.
asshole 1 "Say, can I use your car to go pick up my skank ass girl and go to the lake and fuck?"

non asshole "No but you can lick my balls"

Cock sucking asshole ex best frend 1 "Man take your shit and get the fuck" Pissed off ex frend 2" Man why dont you Take your shit and lick my balls
by Un10nCarb1d4 November 03, 2011
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Butterscotch my balls

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"
Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!
by lolrofl202swag June 04, 2011
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My balls are itchy

Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy
Me: im going to sleep now baby goodnight 🥺
Damian: UGHHH FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY
by Damo_got_itchyballs July 02, 2021
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