shitty mitty

When you have a poke-through with toilet paper and end up with brown product on your hand

Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!

by Newfi Shunky Shack March 12, 2015

Mellow Mutt

Some one who’s copping some sort of attire, but ends up only being able to sell it for less than the original selling price

Thomas is a Mellow Mutt for sure. I saw him selling those new Yeezys for a dub to some kid this morning. What a Mellow Mutt!

by Mickey Dee’s September 4, 2019

Crusty Musty

a name you call people to annoy the shit out of them.

"you're a crusty musty"
"shut up"
"no, you shut up you crusty musty"

or

"stop picking your nose crusty musty"

by xx_Maryannslover_xx April 10, 2012

Musty Queer

A strange person with an extreme amount of must radiating off of them.

*In class*
Student: SIR! what's someone who is extremely musty called.
Teacher: A musty queer

by Musty manager May 23, 2021

Musty Basement

A mungy, sweaty, dirty ass and bunghole.

Baby go wash dat ass. You gots a musty basement. Stank ass bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

matty b

The husband of jacob sartorius.

I love matty b! I love jacob sartorius! I love both of your stupidity

by DatOneReply December 21, 2016

musty balls

When your balls smell nasty as fuck

Man: I was about to get laid last night but then she stop as soon as she smelled my musty balls

by The musty balls May 17, 2016