After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.
by ToeDirt April 18, 2016
V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.
by the steve kramer August 15, 2011
The act of sex on a woman who is menstruating. While her tampon is still inserted, the man proceeds with intercourse in the "doggy style" position. After ejaculation, the tampon will be packed tightly and when the woman expels air out of her vagina, the tampon will turn into a bloody projectile.
My roommate walked in during a bloody musket, we narrowly missed his face while aiming for the cans.
by redoxnastiness December 17, 2009
A condition created when your menstrual chick won't let you bang her with the lights on, you splooge, then go to the bathroom, flip on the light and your pud is covered in blood - you've been given a "Rusty Musket"
Penelope wouldn't let me bang her with the lights on so I pounded her pink palpitating pudding until it proplapsed, but she got even, she gave me a "Rusty Musket".
by Bwana B. February 05, 2007
to put ones bare posterior directly above a sleeping person's nose and proceed to release wet flatulence upon them.
That bitch Tom gave me a wet willy in class...thought he was so funny...so I snuck into his room and gave him a fuzzy musket! It even splattered a little!
by TheAndy April 21, 2006
by Princeiago December 21, 2006
when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust
by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009