Munted

The state one reaches when highly under
the influence of MDMA or ecstacy.

That Motherfucker was so munted he thought
that the clock was trying to eat him.

by Eagleman January 17, 2008

munted

something that is not right; demented, retarded

someone is MUNTED, something unexplainable is MUNTED

by Evie G June 8, 2003

munted

Definetly not the way it was when I had it.Deformed,squashed or just totally screwed up.....

It was ok til you screwed with it. Now it's just totally munted.

by Paul & Anthony January 16, 2004

Munted

The point after a massive night of raping your head with narcotics where you're brain no longer connects with the rest of your body - symptoms are involuntary drooling, twitching, grinding what stubs are left of your teeth, chewing your face off, hallucinating and generally making a c**t of yourself. Usually followed by a stint in the twilight zone - a dirty, frightening place between sleep and awareness. Closely associated with fiended

'Man that guy is fucked' 'Nah man he's munted' 'should we call an ambo' 'What did you say man' 'Fuck knows, shit man we need more vicks!'

by R Yenarg August 23, 2005

mupted

Someone who acts or says something completely stupid and it doesn't make an sense. Usually an insult. Word was invented when someone typo'd the word muppet

Me? A Mupted? Don't call me a mupted, you mupted!

by Rhian The H.I.M fan October 28, 2004

muted strum

A common sex position. When you're hooking up with your girl but but need to keep quiet so you put your hand over her mouth as you strum her cords ;)

Paul: Did you and Stacey hook up last night?
John: Yeah, but her parents were home so we had to do the muted strum

by Muted Strum February 23, 2017

Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010