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Muffin

Politically correct word for the politically incorrect misusage of the words "retard" or "retarded."
Johnny walks into a tree and proclaims "I am such a muffin!" or Arianna and Amanda run into the freezing lake with bikinis and two days later recall the incident to one another: "That was so muffin."
by jessg December 7, 2006
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Muffin

muf·fin (verb) 1. The act of totally sucking at any activity, especially videogames, which includes acumulating a once thought impossible score.
P1: Damn it all, I got -10 points!
P2: Dude, your muffin.
by Kevin Stewart January 29, 2008
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Muffin, Muffin!

A sex call, when this is said it stimulates the female sexually and makes them horny almost immediately
When he said "Muffin, Muffin!", I jumped on top of him and proceeded to fuck him.
by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004
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Muffins on Muffins

Muffins on Muffins is general "Prep" slang for Arguing over the same general principle, agreeing, and not realizing your both on the same side of the argument.

It was created in early 2005, and spread wildly through the east coast of the United States. It was mostly used by people tripping on acid at Techno gigs, who were arguing over pseudo-politics.
People who were also on "A" would call the two participating, "Arguing about Muffins on Muffins"


It has recently traveled to 4chan and Gaia.com, making it almost instantly to Netspeak status.
Remember when Azu and Slow were arguing over who liked kittens the most, and they both thought it was DjTaka? Azu kept calling him Taka, and Slow kept calling him DJ, so they thought they were talking about other people? Damn, they were arguing over Muffins on Muffins!
by Azu January 25, 2005
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Muffined

Muffined is a word with the same meaning as bamboozled or pwned, just more innocently. Most commonly used by BadBoyHalo.
*BadBoyHalo and Skeppy playing SkyWars*

Badboyhalo: Omg!! Skeppy!! I threw a guy off!!!

Skeppy: That’s great!

Badboyhalo: He totally got muffined!!!
by poqtx March 11, 2020
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muffin

A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.
by o.O April 20, 2005
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MUFFIN

a term that means excellent, cool, groovy, rad, awesome, tubular, neat, etc.

Started in 2005 by a guy from New Orleans after eating one of those giant Otis Spunkmeyer blueberry muffins. The muffin was so awesomely delicious it was decided at that very moment that anything that was awesome could and would be called "muffin". Anyone who has eaten one of those muffins can totally relate.
Hey, check out my tricked out '64 Mustang. It's lower to the ground with twice pipes, candy-apple red and a rag top. Oooo, clean!

Dude, your ride is sooo muffin!
by G Buddy C June 3, 2010
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