Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

Stan: "I just have one question Kyle. At Sizzler when you were yelling muff cabbage, what's muff cabbage?"

Kyle: "It's a.....it's a Jersey thing."

by x Snipezalot x October 19, 2010

muff cabbage

A slang term for a woman's vagina.

You are a muff cabbage.

by WiggyTheCanuck October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Made popular by a SouthPark episode on September 13th, 2010. It's a Jersey thing. The believed meaning is a hairy vagina. Muff = Hairy/Hair , and Cabbage = Vagina.

Cartman: What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.

by SheaBoogie October 16, 2010

muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing...

You are trash! You know what you are, you're Muff Cabbage!

by Prudence86 October 18, 2010

muff cabbage

Whore

Context

cabbage = earning money, growing money (see also pimping)

muff = sweet smell in the morning; vagina

muff cabbage = earning money with a sweet vagina

"You wack job, prostitution whore, you probably sell your muff for six dollars?!.
You fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage, that's what you are garbage! You sick old woman, muff garbage! MUFF CABBAGE!"

by laama October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.

Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."

by barrywhitesballsack November 13, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.

You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.

by letsgoducks October 18, 2010