A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.
Similar to beer gut.
After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.
by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014
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Similar to beer gut.
Similar to beer gut.
After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.
by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014
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Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.
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