mozzarella

A really, really fit girl.

You’re a total fresh mozzarella.

by mommaemakesmeshakeass July 3, 2021

Idahoan Mozzarella Stick

The act of putting bread crumbs on your penis, then proceeding to impregnate a woman while she’s on her period.

“This girl I met last night let me do the Idahoan Mozzarella Stick.”

by Yeetus boi13 July 11, 2025

Mozzarella Stick

When you take a girls shit and cut out the middle and ejaculate inside the hole. Then, the girl or yourself must eat it.

I made my girlfriend a mozzarella stick last night, it tasted awesome!

by garfield god 4 February 28, 2022

Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.

Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

by Masongottits January 13, 2021

Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.

When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.

by king JUULian September 3, 2018

Mozzarella Cookie

A cute and beautiful Cookie from the hit game Cookie Run: Kingdom. She is a girlboss and slays

Person 1: I love Mozzarella Cookie
Person 2: Omg same I love her sm let’s be friends

by 589534 February 28, 2024

Mozzarella Sticked

when you shove steaming hot mozzarella sticks up your ass

Yo. Grant just Mozzarella Sticked.

by Bra-dardo G June 18, 2025