When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.
by Yagdraa March 23, 2019
Get the mortarmug. A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence
by yunyunkunkun June 16, 2021
Get the Mortarmug. by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017
Get the mortar brainmug. by Joe Seff February 27, 2025
Get the Mortarsmug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...mug. Just because you stand in a garage doesn’t make you a car like going to church doesn’t make you a Christian. People act like God ain’t outside the church building. They have that brick and mortar church mentality.
by Malika Davis August 24, 2023
Get the Brick and Mortar Church Mentalitymug. What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.
It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
by QuacksO February 4, 2022
Get the mortar and pistolmug.