Moroccan Dumplings

The action of a a man or woman shitting in a tissue, tying the end up and laying it on one pals eyes, then the moisture drips through the tissue onto your pals eyeballs creating pink eye, use one Moroccan Dumpling on each eye to create the best effect

Steve: "Dude i gave my girl some Moroccan Dumplings when she fell asleep last night"
Luke "Dude that's fucked up but fucking mad as"

by Morrocan March 17, 2016

moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!

Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank

by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017

Moroccan Meat Pie

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal

Damn dude! I'm droppin Moroccan meat pie in here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

The Moroccan Spice Fuck

When one uses Moroccan hot sauce as a moisturizer on a mans cock and proceeds to fuck the girl in the ass. Once the man comes, he must do so on her face and make sure the sauce falls into her eye causing excruciating pain.

"Wow, this chicken is so spicy."
"Well I bet you can't wait to receive the Moroccan spice fuck later".

by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017

moroccan feast

When you use natural camel spit as lube before you eat that girls pussy til theres nothing left

Dude Owen had a full on moroccan feast last night

by Alabaster José May 18, 2017

moroccan tunic

When a man uses plastic wrap as a condom

"Hey did you hear Kari got pregnant?"
"nah why"
"apparently jack used the moroccan tunic and some leaked out"

by hahrri June 14, 2016

moroccan poodle

It's a poodle from Marocco, but gay

George: shit fam, look at that moroccan poodle, it's so gay!

by George Ade February 14, 2018