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morning wood 

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
morning wood by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.
"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

morning wood club 

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.
I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.
morning wood club by miriaminblue August 17, 2011

Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.
Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

morning wood chip 

When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.
I had such a hot dream last that I woke up with a morning wood chip.

Morning Wood Elf 

1) A Canadian power metal band from Vancouver Island, BC

2) A reference to ones hardened Penis in the Morning
that better not be your Morning Wood Elf touching my leg.

Morning-wood wack off party

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.
Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".