gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine
person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023
Get the moon gooning mug.gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you
by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023
Get the Moon Gooning mug.The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
Get the Moon Gooning mug.moon gooning is a spiritual ritual where you gather together during a full moon and start gooning to resurrect the phoenix.
by Spimbopulis July 6, 2024
Get the moon gooning mug.Cutting the head off a buffalo, placing it on a tree stump and masturbating on it with a group of tribesmen under the full moon.
by lemndg January 5, 2026
Get the Moon Gooning mug.When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.
by Shrel-El April 6, 2024
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