The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.
by Moon_Gooner November 30, 2023

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual
Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?
Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
by anonymous November 12, 2023

When you are chilling with the natives high on Peyote and your gooning with Buffalo entrails and an Elk skull
by Elk Skull January 26, 2024

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
by Goonieloony November 13, 2023

The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.
by 12ozmouse December 14, 2023

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-eeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous event with friends in an American Western setting involving violence and/or drugs and alcohol at night
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023
