Montreal

Where American boys go to party because the drinking age is 18, not 21.

Those Boston Boys came to Montreal to get hammed.

by IWillBeYour419 April 7, 2004

montreal

A liberal city where everyone knows how to have a good time!

Aside fromm being the best party city in North America, the people here in Montreal just know how to let lose and have a good time. For the most part they're easy-going (except for when in comes to driving) and friendly and welcoming to everyone.

by KSC May 22, 2006

Montreal-wooped

To be absolutely destroyed by the Canadiens, or a team that has been upset by the team

Pittsburgh was Montreal-wooped because they suck!

Washington won the Presidents Trophy, yet, they were Montreal-wooped and upset by the 8th seed.

by mikexd911 May 20, 2010

Montreal's pantless marathon

A ridiculous event ( that took place in Montreal Canada on January 11, 2015) in which people took the metro wearing no pants, but underwear.

If you took part in Montreal's pantless marathon you should be ashamed of yourself and I want nothing to do with you

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016

Mongeausplain

When you extremely over exaggerate something.

Person 1: He tried to KILL ME, he tried to CHOKE ME and BEAT ME and he called me a NIGGER FAGGOT.
Person 2: He hugged you and said hello.
Person 3: Don't worry man, he's just Mongeausplaining

by CuckFuckingNigger January 27, 2017

Montreal

The city Toronto wishes it was. A place where strangely good looking people, hockey, beer and just having fun are the order of the day. Only city where smoking a joint on the street isn't frowned upon, it's encouraged. Referred to as the canadian Europe. Home to bands such as the Arcade Fire, Malajube, Mobile, Sam Roberts band, The Stills, and many more.Truly, the greatest city in the world, Montreal exudes awesomeness.

OH. AND MONTREAL BAGELS ARE THE BEST. no word of a lie, they bring all other bagels to shame.

Torontonian living in Montreal: Dude. My mom sent me a care package! Look, there's bagels, a hockey jersey and wow! A justin Bieber cd! Toronto is way better than montreal.

Montrealer: 1) That isn't a bagel, it's an unsweetened doughnut with sesame seeds on top. 2) Hockey is a relative term. The toronto maple laughs play ice-dance. 3)JUSTIN BIEBER? Dude, i just lost all respect for you.

by Montrealer1994 June 21, 2011

montreal canadiens

The Montreal Canadiens have by far the most interesting and most glorious history of any NHL team. While they have failed to live up to their legacy recently(mostly thanks to poor forwards who don't score enough and less than solid goaltending from propecia guy), you just can't argue against a team that has won 24 Stanley Cups and that has a rich history of great players like Maurice Richard, Guy Lafleur ,etc .... etc.... The Canadiens also happen to have the best fans in the league. The Leafs may have more fans but the Habs have the better fans. Bell Centre's always full. Most of the fans don't act like total morons and most importantly, they're respectful of other teams (except Leafs but they suck)

The Montreal Canadiens swept their most recent two-game series against the Leafs and also outscored them 11-3 when combining both games. Some Leafs fans were seen crying when they left the Bell Centre wondering how the almighty Leafs could lose agains t a team that has good coaching and a real goaltender like Huet. Leafs fans really need to convert. Also to them I say, the Habs may not have won the cup since 1993 but that's still way better than 1967.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006