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Liberal Monopoly

A special version of the popular board game Monopoly, but with a few extra rules:

- One player gets designated the "Welfare Recipient." He sits on the GO square through the entire game, but every time someone else collects money from either rent or passing GO, he gets to collect 10% of it from that player for doing absolutely nothing.

- The Welfare Recipient can, on occasion, go to the Jail square at his leisure, but it is never his fault if he does so, and while there, all the other players must pay $20 every time they pass GO to keep him fed, clothed, warm, and with healthcare while he is in jail.

- On the return trip to the GO square from jail:

-- if the Welfare Recipient lands on any tax squares, the other players must pay it for him in equal shares;

-- if he lands on a rent square, the landlord collects rent from the bank instead of the Welfare Recipient

-- if he lands on Free Parking, he gets to collect any windfall to simulate taking his welfare check to the casino

-- if he lands on a railroad at the same time as another player, he may mug them for 1/5 of their total cash or, if that share would be less than $100, he can kill that player, ending the game for them.

The Welfare Recipient must also always use the CRACK PIPE as their piece of choice; if one doesn't exist, use a real one instead.
For some odd reason, the guy playing the Welfare Recipient is impossible to beat at Liberal Monopoly...
by JustAnotherGuy March 1, 2013
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monotonous

Steve is really monotonous in the sack
by hailey October 17, 2004
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monopolize

To take up one's time in their busy life.
She was monopolizing his time with kayaking adventures.
by Jenn May 9, 2003
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Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."
That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.
by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004
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Baby monitor

Originated on Call of duty mw2 referring to the heart beat sensor but has moved to black ops as well referring to Motion sensors. It is a phrase meant to demean the person using the motion sensor
What a punk cant win without camping with a baby monitor!

That fool has no skill all he can do to win is use a stupid baby monitor and camp by it.
by DayLeeOwn May 4, 2011
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MONOFOCULAR

One eyed. Tunnel vision.

Biased Prejudiced Unfair Partial Influenced Predisposed Inclined Subjective Limited Selfish.

Exclusive Elite Select Restricted Limited Fashionable Special Sole Undivided

Faulty Imperfect Flawed Substandard Malfunctioning Out of order Lacking balance
"He appraised his new friend with monofocular certainty" (he saw what he wanted to see).

"Her core values were monofocular" (she was biased and exclusive)

"The companies stance is monofocular, both historically and future projections" (the company has no intention to diversify, nor has diversification held any interest to the board or shareholders, as it has a secure niche and excellent returns.)

"Their appraisals are monofocular; sub-standard and biased" (an attempt to self justify, and append value where there is none)

"The monofocular stance of modern civilizations may be catastrophic" (our focus on one way of seeing, one way of doing may be our doom)

tunnel vision imperfect tunnel-vision predisposed influenced unfair elite ellite fashionable sole partial select corrupt corrupted biased exclusive limited

SLANG: retarded, half blind, cock-eyed, stupid, reckless, belligerent, selfish, -defective
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monetosexual

Someone who would much rather grind for money than have a relationship.
This doesn't mean the person is asexual but would rather become rich, and not be weighed down by a relationship.
Person A: Man shit, why don't you get yourself some pussy.
Person B: Nah fuck that, I'm a fucking monetosexual, I stay loyal to the grind.
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