Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome
Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around
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/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
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