molassesface

The male equivalent of a butterface (but, her face). When a dude is hot from the neck down, but has an ugly face.

Mmm, alas, his face.

Yeah he’s got a six pack and a nine inch cock, but molassesface.

by Molassesface September 12, 2021

Sweet Sassy Molassy

When you use high fructose corn syrup as lube to have anal sex with someone who has explosive diarrhea.

Karen had the shits bad last night so we made a Sweet Sassy Molassy.

by Krista NZ September 25, 2021

molaram

The main man, Leader of the Show

Oh shit, watch out Molarams got your number

by rachel February 20, 2004

molasses cookies

consumed in large quantities in raisin and plain servings. ass puke follows shortly after consumption.

C - do u want one it has nuts in it
fug - ha ha.. *sinks in couch*
Noid - last one *yoink*

by foug January 11, 2005

Molasses Contra.

The STD you might contract if you perform sexual intercourse with any member of the band Vampire Weekend, and use molasses instead of lube.

Last night Rostam and I were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn't have any lube. There was some molasses in his kitchen soo... Put two and two together. Now I have Molasses Contra.

I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.

by VampireWeekendLoverAS December 6, 2010

molers

a Haitian sensation.

damn that girl is hot...but nothing compared to molers.

by aimers May 3, 2006

As molasses

A less offensive way of saying as fuck - used for emphasis.

This hotel WiFi is slow as molasses.

by AnEnigma August 13, 2015