Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

moraning

Putting so much effort into slacking off its almost not worth slacking off

Alex was moraning when he got the answers to the test so he could get a perfect 65%

by Fag boi July 14, 2015

Moaning Dead

When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.

After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.

by LeeOwnE October 1, 2016

moaning rollercoaster

It's just sex.

Person 1: What would a moaning rollercoaster be?

Person 2: that's just sex

by I told you Rory June 11, 2018

moaningstar

Post coitus, when one swings their used condom over their head like a morningstar and smacks their partner across the head, ideally the temple.

i plowed thine mother and gave her a moaningstar

by Soft Ricky January 16, 2022

Moaning montana

The act of drilling a hole into a mountain side and putting a Fleshlight into it and fucking it.

"I committed moaning montana on mount everest"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

e-moaning

The act of flirtatiously vocalizing strange noises, moans, and grunts along with one or more other parties in online voice chat space such as an online call, chatroom, or video game.

Chandra's day was ruined after he witnessed two people on the spectrum in a Discord server e-moaning at each other for minutes at a time.

by JRMC_MD December 1, 2021