Moist

An exquisite word used for only to describe the most hydrating, wet, and soggy thing in the world.

Brian: Dude, have you seen Stacy??

Jakob: Yeah, but she was too dry, I’m more into moist girls like Megan

by Wow.That’s.Some.Bread. December 10, 2019

Moist

An amazing word that can be used to describe anything. The real definition means humid or damp but really it's so much more. You can put moist in almost any sentence you can think of.

That cake's so hecking moist.

by Moist420 April 29, 2019

Moist

To call someone “Moist” means to call them a:
M- Modestly
O- Outspoken
I- Intellectual
S- Sublime
T- Terrestrial
Basically, the word “Moist” can also refer to being unique or weird in a good way.

Emma: I love Hedgehogs and rain!
Axcel: Dude, my hands are so wrinkly
Ryuichi: I cry myself to sleep but I still love her...
Gabe: Yo, you guys are Moist ya know, but I love you guys!

by Gabbbe.yaknow February 25, 2019

moist

Sad, a nobody or kind of loser like.

"You're so moist man"

by greatmind November 17, 2011

Moist

Can mean a variety of things, like that's awesome..thats soo casual, great, but if said in angry tone can mean "dumb"

Friend 1: Hey I got an A on my paper!
Friend 2: Thats so moist!

Friend 1: Stop being so moist bitch!

by Helo1218 December 12, 2011

Moist

Someone being way to emotional. Being a "Bitch". Someone being a consistant hater

Quit tripping you half stepping Moist Ass Bitch.

Hand that fool a towel, he being Moist

by John Sharma June 03, 2004

Moist

The action of one being to stoned and unable to leave the couch but able to eat everything in the kitchen and do pointless time consuming tasks. Or when one randomly doesnt respond to texts or calls during a conversation while making plans...and then replys the next day, this is refered to moisting out.

Ex1 "hey why didnt you respond yesterday?"

"sorry bro i moisted"

Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"

"nawh nigga im to moist"

by Moistninja February 23, 2014