Moption

Definition 1 : Options referring to the cleaning of a floor/ object that requires a mop

Definition 2 : Have two or more mops to clean a floor/ object with and deciding between them

Person 1 :Hey, could you please clean the floor

Person 2 : I dont know, what are my moptions?

Person 1 : Which mop are you going to use
Person 2 : I don't know, there are so many moptions!

by The Mop Man June 15, 2010

Going on a Moat

Doing something crazy out of the ordinary.. Extreme or Over the top..

The letter M can also be used to describe a moat...

"Going on an M" For example.

Jesus Barry... Darren's acting like Raoul Moat today...

Yes Keith.. "He certainly is Going on a Moat"

by Athewordofwisdom June 10, 2013

mopax

One that does not fit into a category; not a stereotype

Dude, look at that kid! He's so mopax!

by bethanyxawesome June 17, 2007

Moatassime

A Sociopath that loves lolis and anime girls, has a huge cock and hates black people and jews

Moatassime is the hottest man alive UWU

by Moatassimefanboy123 November 21, 2021

Scrote Moat

The area around the base of the scrotum where it comes in contact with the legs and is always sweaty.

"Wow, James has some wicked B.O!"
"No man, he just needs to wash his scrote moat."
"WTF is that?"

by teleturn March 27, 2010

MobaTrax

MobaTrax is a web traffic analysis system. By simply inserting a redirecting link in all of your hyper-text anchors (A HREF=) you are instantly able to monitor traffic flow coming into and leaving your site.

According to MobaTrax most of our traffic comes from these seven web sites. Our referrals to these three sites are pretty high.

by Michael B September 6, 2006

fill the moat

v. phrase. British euphemism for emptying one's bladder. Similar to watering the cricketfield, but with more urgency and volume.

Cor blimey mate. I don't half need to fill the moat, and no mistake.

Would Your Majesty care for a bucket?

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012