a random day a few days before or after christmas when you can get away from the wife and exchange presents with your girlfriend
by billy smallz December 21, 2009
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by FzlDzl February 1, 2009
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by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009
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by Linfnerhf March 18, 2009
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by bitcharoni October 23, 2007
Get the mistress material mug.The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.
I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.
by Patrick Ransom February 14, 2010
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2) A bad excuse for a perv!
2) A bad excuse for a perv!
1) My wardrobe mistress is a star, she's so helpful!!
2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...
2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...
by camino_abdullah July 5, 2011
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