mastercest

if you from the past or future were to come to the present time period through time travel and fucked yourself.

omg! did you hear how kennedy did mastercest! never heard of anyone doing that before!

by guccigal12345 November 28, 2018

Mistress Periscope

A state of desire and need for the addiction of the social media app called Periscope. Created by therealbookbabe , the term mistressperiscope eludes to the need and secrecy to continue interacting with the app even though it's destroying your life

MISTRESS PERISCOPE will steal your soul if you pay more attention to her than your partner or life responsibilities

by La Reigna👑 November 12, 2019

mistere6

mistere6 is the hottest person in the world. he is godly at bedwars and like other games ig. he can be referred to as god but better. he has very nice hair. he is very funny and nice sometimes ig. he never speaks but when he does it’s amazing cuz his voice is hot. he makes me peen hard 24/7. he is engaged to notmelissa_ and notmelissa_ only, say anyone else and ur wrong.

did you see mistere6 god bridge 1000 blocks?? me either cuz he sucks L

by ur mom pt.100 July 30, 2021

Misreprestantion

Telling ridiculous lies that are easily disproved with only cursory review.

His claim that he used to take hairpin turns at 110 MPH was clear misreprestantion.

by Zev F January 19, 2023

business mistress

When a man hires a woman as an assistant, intern, etc. so she will do anything and anywhere with him for money.

Co-worker 1: Did you hear? Apparently the new girl is boss' new business mistress.

Co-worker 2: Well, can you blame him? She looks like she would be a awesome playmate.

by Kimmay February 11, 2013

legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019

Meta-Morph Mistress

A Meta-Morph Mistress is your girlfriend on the side, who can change into what ever fantasy you can imagine. From a Honeymoon Honey, to a Porn Star Paramour, or an Elegant Seductress, she is THE uber GFE!

Jack: I heard you got a new mistress.
Me: Yup, Reagan. She is a Meta-Morph Mistress!
Jack: Meta-Morph? WTF is that?
Me: She morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
Jack: That's wild!
Me: Yup, she even morphed me!

by satireV June 15, 2012