When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finger.
by RE productions. October 13, 2008
by joe deezt fo sheezy my neezy March 07, 2011
Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs
"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."
by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022
by Dan and Tim November 26, 2004
by vault1213 March 16, 2009
A version of anal sex using chocolate ice cream as lubrication with a vibrator on the anus whilst performing oral sex with a bit of rimming for good measure.
by The Love Seal September 08, 2011
A large amount of fecal matter hidden inside soft, warm mississippi mud. When stepped in, the Mud Goblin releases intoxicating aromas that will seep into your pores.
Jason found a Mississippi Mud Goblin today and will be out of the office for the rest of the afternoon.
by gretzky of stink September 04, 2009