When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finger.
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"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."
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Jason found a Mississippi Mud Goblin today and will be out of the office for the rest of the afternoon.
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