mississippi mud-thumping

When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finger.
"Hey last night I went Mississippi mud-thumping and I didn't even know it!"

by RE productions. October 13, 2008
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Mississippi Mud Pit

When you shit in a girls mouth and face fuck her.
Hold still baby, Im bout to give you the Mississippi Mud Pit
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Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs
"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."
by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Pie

When you eat out a black persons asshole
In bed, I was giving a petite black women a mississippi mud pie and she farted in my mouth.
by Dan and Tim November 26, 2004
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mississippi mud truffle

when you take a big, warm, and dark steamer on someones face during sex.
Greenslate: Hey i just got a Mississippi mud truffle...

Derrick: Greenstain your fucked up man.
by vault1213 March 16, 2009
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Mississippi Mud Pie

A version of anal sex using chocolate ice cream as lubrication with a vibrator on the anus whilst performing oral sex with a bit of rimming for good measure.
"I just got Mississippi Mud Pied from my Girlfriend it was amazing"
by The Love Seal September 08, 2011
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Mississippi Mud Goblin

A large amount of fecal matter hidden inside soft, warm mississippi mud. When stepped in, the Mud Goblin releases intoxicating aromas that will seep into your pores.
Jason found a Mississippi Mud Goblin today and will be out of the office for the rest of the afternoon.
by gretzky of stink September 04, 2009
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