minion

A peasant or servant.

Foolish minion bow down to me.

by Brother Number One March 31, 2004

minion

A red-headed person, most often someone you don't like. Also, not dark red, but bright flaming reddish-orange.

Also known as a ginger.

Is it ok to practice euthanasia on a minion?

Carrot Top, Nicole Kidman, & Kati Wilhelm

by Kranston March 1, 2006

minion

What man is to woman

The princess' happiness was reward enough for her adoring minions.

by Pilar Barton November 7, 2007

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
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i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
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"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022

minion

One who is unexperienced, but will perform tasks (poorly)

a first year caddie at a country club

That first year is such a minion!

by westwood April 10, 2007

minion memes

Some normie shit 40 year old moms think are “funny” and “relatable”

She looks like she enjoys minion memes, the old cunt.

by Helk yeah my guy October 30, 2017

Misha's minions

The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins

Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions

by GodIsWearingASkinnedCatus November 2, 2015