In comparison to Mile High Club, this is just the same except doing it solo. In other words, masturbating on a plane.
Also known as Half Mile High Club
Also known as Half Mile High Club
by Techn1x December 28, 2008
A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
by der Klunker January 17, 2007
by Scott Farnsworth December 07, 2005
Join the mile high club. To have sex on a plane. Generally once it's up in the air (hence the mile high) Also included in Nickelback Rockstar lyrics:
gonna join the mile high club at 37 000 feet.
gonna join the mile high club at 37 000 feet.
by alex.x April 02, 2008
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Sex in a train going through the Channel Tunnel between England and France, parts of which are half a mile below sea level.
Normally in a toilet but the Half Mile Under Club with Distinction is in a carriage while others are present.
by dustyp August 14, 2009
by jesster79 August 09, 2018