Mikey 

Mikey is the type of guy that any girl would get swept off there feet by him. He is sweet,caring,handsome,generous,smart,and loving. He would fight for you and beat someone up for you. He has charm and a way with words that will make you laugh and smile really big. He fits in with everyone and everyone loves him. He has the cutest smile and eyes. One look and you start to feel butterflies and get nervous. He is the best friend anyone could ask for and boyfriend. He protects you and comforts you when your down, also makes jokes to see you smile. He will get in trouble just to talk to you. He is all any girl thinks about because he is so damn cute.

I wish Mikey liked me back.
MIkey is awesome and caring.

Mikey by Crushes November 16, 2018

Mikey 

A cigarette butt or if used as "mikeys" cigarette butts

hey man ima craving, you got any mikeys at your crib?
dude can I mikey that when you're done?

Mikey by dcb42000 November 21, 2010

Mikey 

A person that can be a douche bag sometimes. Usually very muscular.
A Mikey almost always has either a giant cock or a small cock.
Usually a male

P.S. usually uses the word slut and whore. Occasionally will use the word slor.

Damn, that nigga look like he could qualify to be a Mikey!

Mikey by ILfdsak December 8, 2011

Mikey 

a cool, awesome, straight guy. but somtimes he acts a little gay. he is absolutely amazing, however it is a proven fact that 94% of all men named mikey have small to average size penis's (5-6 in) . hes not that good in bed. amateur, goes to soon. but romantic none-the-less.

girl 1: did you have fun ?

girl 2: no he was a Mikey.

Mikey by hedley566 February 4, 2010

Mikey 

Someone who is bad at mathematics.

Ava= What's was answer to number 3 in the test?
Alicia= I don't know, but why don't you ask Mikey?
Ava= Are you kidding?! Everyone knows he's hopeless!
Mikey= Oi! It's not my fault i'm bad at maths!

Mikey by Jerry Nom Only October 22, 2008

mikey 

fucking retard. white supremisist. fuckin faggot. has clan cookouts. racist asshole.

racist asshole, mikey

mikey by not a racist asshole January 8, 2010

Mikey 

Fucking stupid nigger and dumb as hell he also really enjoys getting destroyed by two massive gargantuan monkey dicks in the eye and ass

Damn that nigga mikey dumb as hell

Mikey by Realassnigga1027 April 29, 2019