What you believe to be the average guy. But beneath this quiet boy, beyond what the eye can see, there lies a hero inside. One that if you get to know, can show you love, make you laugh, and give you a great time that no one else can do. Because make makes sure he does not become one person but is always evolving to connect to the one person he wants to share the moment with. Mike is a friend like no other, always putting himself second. Mike is only great because of the people around him, without those who make him great, he is nothing. He tries his hardest to make You happy. He gets down just like everyone else, but he always must make sure everyone around him is happy first. therefore, he makes a great party favor. A Mike will save the world.
"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".

"Hey invite mike!"
by M1ke C August 23, 2009
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Well , hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!

"Mike will listen, I always know he always will".

"hey! who drank all of my beer??!"

"oh it was that mike kid!"

A man's man !!!!!
Tells it as it is !
Mike tells it as it is
his pet name for his girl is 'Moby Dick'
Told her last time he saw an arse like that it had a harpoon in it !
by mary from the dairy February 4, 2010
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OMG...he just asked me out but I can’t because he’s a Mike
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Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.
by SquishyG September 24, 2013
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The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
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Mike is a great guy. I know many Mike's and most of them are very nice. I am going to marry one.

Also. The MOST common English Male Name.
by nightra February 27, 2009
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Name is often referred to as 'God of the chinese'..

and i agree.
hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!
by afjekhf December 15, 2008
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