Mike Tython
Mike Tython by Lincoln 2 step February 25, 2019
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Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.
"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."
"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009
Mike Gravel
The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).
He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.
Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.
Balls, I tell you!
He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.
Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.
Balls, I tell you!
Mike Gravel by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 28, 2007
Mikaela
She's perfect. A fighter never starts it but never scared to finish it! She has trust issues cuz she's still broken inside but still has some hope in finding love. Doesn't care weather people like her or not. She's always a faithful friend/girlfriend. And she's the type of person that doesn't think and just does it,she's really goofy beautiful inside and out but she doesn't know that..tell her and she'll deny it I can really go on and on but you get the point she's just perfect 😩😇💚
Mikaela
A Mikaela is the perfect girl. She is always struggling with something, but she keeps it inside. She is tenacious, holding onto what she believes. She is capable of anything and everything she puts her mind too. Not only does she embrace everyone she meets, she tries to be positive for their sake. No matter what comes her way, she will overcome it and continue being the beautiful person she is through her faith and love.
Mikaela by ThatCamCat June 22, 2018
The Mike Hendrix
A sex move where the male The Hendrix leaves the female The Chick halfway through coitus to make and eat a sandwich. When confronted about leaving the room, offer to make The Chick one as well.
The Mike Hendrix can be performed by announcing ("I'm gonna go make a sandwich"), or by virtue of leaving, but The Hendrix must make and consume a sandwich to be considered valid.
The Mike Hendrix can be performed by announcing ("I'm gonna go make a sandwich"), or by virtue of leaving, but The Hendrix must make and consume a sandwich to be considered valid.
The Mike Hendrix by One Alone March 29, 2011