This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/
state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta
Potty and start
scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.
Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #
1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I
love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you
twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!