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Midway Mall

A mall in down town elyria,ohio, it consists of basically about six stores. A flocking area for fake scene kids and hobos to rest before smoking joints and going to 10 dollar chenga shows.

Has a fabulous food court with 5 eateries, Taco bell, 2 Asian eateries, that pizza place no one can pronounce, and Arby's.

*Also known by the locals as Ghetto Town Mall
Dude lets head up to Midway Mall, my gurl is there.

Man me and Cody EMO go to midway mall every day to just hang out.

I always smoke joints behind midway mall.
by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009
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midwf

Wow, all those wrinkles, i heard she had a wizards sleeve, she's a midwf
by sickstrings8 February 4, 2010
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midwest tickler

When a person eats a large amount of corn, then the next day takes a shit without wiping, and is immediately fucked in the ass. The corn in the poop "tickles" the dick, and it is called the midwest tickler because of the large amount of corn grown in the midwest.
Person 1: "The corn is knee high by the fourth of July."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."
by Freddy15 June 23, 2008
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Midorable

Adj.

1. The state of being in which one is incredibly cute.

2. Attractive to the advances of people to snuggle
3. Lovable; delightful
1. She looks midorable in those fluffy pajamas.
2. My puppy is almost as midorable as my favorite teddy bear.
by Beilan August 16, 2009
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Mido

A person who has a very big goal in his life that he can reach.
Never lose a Mido in your life.
by Ryx8382 January 4, 2017
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Midwest City High School

a dumb school. the freshmen are fucking idiots who think they run the place and the sophomores always simp for them. the juniors are annoying and all they love blasting music with their windows down. the seniors are cool doe. the teachers are persistent as all hell and the bitches aren't even fine; all they do is eat hot chip, be bisexual, lie, twerk, charge they phone, and eat mcdonald. the games are fun to go to. if you like hearing the n-word 100 times a day then i would recommend it. don’t use the vending machines.
yeah my uncle went to that Midwest City High School.
by totallynotafreshmen January 24, 2020
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Midwestern Goodbye

A midwestern goodbye is like purgatory. There is no escape.
When you're little it happens like this:

You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED

Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy

You: Okay :)

*7 hours later*

Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired

Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer

Your daddy: I'm driving pal

Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then

Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*

*3 hours later*

Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.

Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya

Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.

*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*
by The Only Reliable Cowgirl March 7, 2023
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