Midwestern State University

A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.

Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University

by Theadore guisel December 6, 2022

Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.

We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.

by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022

midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023

Midwestern Masochist

A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023

Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.

Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...

by batfucker69 October 17, 2023

Midwestern Sushi

A food item which, due to the location it is prepared in, is of subpar quality.

Order some tacos in russia, it was a case of midwestern sushi

by ConsumerOfNutrients November 26, 2023

Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.

You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn

by Lol Tina March 23, 2024