The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
by tennisiscool October 18, 2008

Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.
by Thnx4thmmrs_8443 October 17, 2008

A super hot swimmer who won 8 gold medals during the 2008 olympics in Beijing, breaking the gold medal record.
1. Did you see Michael Phelps last night, he won his race last night being as hot as ever.
2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.
2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.
by Bobeesh October 18, 2008

half man half fish the greatest swimmer of all time. Some say hes less then a god but more then a man like a modern day herclues
by zach everest October 10, 2008

by prankstess October 17, 2008

cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"
by Phelpsfan0505 October 24, 2009

Sports fanatic: Did you see that Michael Phelps win his fourteenth gold medal last night?
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...
by trptking October 10, 2008
