thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.

*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!

by YAWA December 1, 2018

checking the meter

Euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering--presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter--in order to do drugs.

"I'll be right back, I gotta check the meter."

by doritoboi May 28, 2004

nipple meter

using the nipple as a means to tell the outside temperature

I stepped out in the snowstorm in only a t-shirt, and because my nipples were sticking a foot off my chest, my nipple meter read "cold as fuck"

by landon15 February 18, 2004

Swag-O-meter

Scale that lets you know how much swag you are oozing. Predetermined measurements let you know how much you "swag up" or "swag down"

"Dude I hooked up with three different girls last night"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"

by friendly ghost December 26, 2011

wag-o-meter

The waving back and forth of a dog's tail. The speed of the tail is used to measure how happy the dog is. The faster the tail is wagging, the happier the dog.

Look, that dog's wag-o-meter is moving really fast!

by Janster August 6, 2013

Pedo-meter

A pedo-meter is a non-specific measurement describing the distance between an area where there is a general presence of minors (such as a school or a park) and the nearest pedophile, and the likely hood they will offend. A distance of 1 pedo-meter suggests there is a 50% Chance of pedophile activity in the area; the distance shares an exponentially inverse relationship with pedophile activity.

Person 1. "This park is about 6 pedo-meters away, so the kids are quite safe"
Person 2. "Shit that's not bad, when I was growing up my school had a distance of about .3 pedo-meters, there was a few creepy bald guys driving around in tinted vans from time to time"

by Frederick McCock May 14, 2013

leet-o-meter

Leet-O-Meter
n.
The Leet-O-Meter is a way to keep track of "leet points" obtained through various acts of "leetness." "Leet points" may also be subtracted when the party performs any "non-leet" or "newbish" act. The greater the act of "leetness" or "newbish", the more points awarded or subtracted.

<kossy> im troo wasted to upgraed thjis kernel tonihgt.
<auxxy> -10000 leet points on the leet-o-meter

by hackno December 29, 2005