Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

merch

"prove it!"

girl - "I can touch my nose with my tongue."
boy - "Oh yeah, merch!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 3, 2022

martha

(noun)a term used to describe a girl who's a genuine badass; a successful independent woman who doesn't take crap from no one and is well respected by everyone; everyone she meets loves her and just flat out envies how bad-ass she is; may be used in adj. form

The new girl applied to the new teaching program and was such a bad-ass that she got in; the interviewers were stunned by her sense of martha-ness.

by Asianguywhorocks28 March 18, 2009

melthesoviet

A female who is Slavic and collects military uniforms got famous from making Communist memes on tiktok and is the only tiktoker at this moment with a pink ushanka

John: MelTheSoviet has the best Soviet aesthetic

Liam: she does

by Fairymage5567 October 26, 2019

Hobo Merch

Clothes purchased from a thrift shop.

I just got hella hobo merch. I straight pimpin!

by Yolowaht?who said that June 7, 2019

Martha Focker

Interjection- A less offensive replacement of "Mother Fucker." Usually used amongst children, parents, and Mormons. Origin-"Meet the Parents"

Oh Martha Focker, that really freakin hurt!

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Dirty Martha

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).

I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.

by Naughty Counselor October 24, 2008