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Meritocracy

A Marketing term for the promotion of sub-replacement level talent to maintain class and race based caste systems.
University Admission decisions are based on principles of meritocracy where the children of the affluent are able gain admission to prestigious schools through generous donations and/or legacy relationships.
by Chauncy Gardner November 21, 2025
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Doug Merritt

Doug Merritt is a term used when you drink so much you get hypothermia and obtain alcohol poisoning. Our Doug Merritt can be used when your greening our on multiple keif bowls
Dude I was on a green park bench and pulled a Doug Merritt
by Yuhhhhhhhhhhayedee November 16, 2018
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Colin Merriott

A greasy slug who masturbates often and plays fortnut
by Bimbo brown November 7, 2019
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will merritt

“Yo Jamie that guy acts like a proper will merritt cuz”
by No face no case cuz April 13, 2020
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Ben Merritt

A type of jargon to represent the attraction between two people
“She felt the Ben Merritt Between them”

Ex:
Addys 9inch rock hard cock penetrated Ben’s soaking wet pussy with perfection He slid in and out of him with ease and it felt amazing for both of them Addy started moving faster and harder listening to his moan

Ben felt like he would soon be skyrocketing into extasy because Addy was so good at this Daddy suddenly heard Ben scream loudly as he exploded into orgasm Addy kept pounding him, and his pulsing vagina engulfed addys dick and he came into him groaning in joy

He wasn't done just yet though He pulled out of her and grabbed his legs He moved them out of the way and started to eat him out His tounge circled around Bens clit multiple times He felt the greatest pleasure hed ever known and voiced this satisfaction His moans made Addy even more turned on and he licked him more and more until she came again his legs buckling around him

Addy didnt even let Ben catch his breath before he entered again Ben was writhing underneath him as his pleasure took control of his entire body Ben could no longer contain his joy as Addy just kept on penetrating him Ben begged for more and he complied going fast and hard and deep

It wasn't long before they both came again They were completely exhausted and truly felt the Ben Merritt
by TheTrueGordy October 1, 2020
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The Merrittive

The way Fred sees it and is usually correct.
If someone offers you The Merrittive, you're about to get schooled!
by M73 March 21, 2023
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Dirty Merritt

This is a sexual act when you shove your 2 buck teeth into the anus and yell "You like them tonsils?"
"I would defiantly give that guy a dirty Merritt."
by Z@NDER April 29, 2024
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