Mermaided

When someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.

Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me.

by ilmk92089 August 7, 2019

mermaid effect

When a guy has been hanging out with, or simply in the presence of a girl that is just a friend for long enough that she ends up becoming sexually desirable.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

It was also used in the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

Guy 1: "So you're going to be rooming with a chick next year? watch out for the mermaid effect, if you hang out with her long enough, you know you'll end up wanting to hit that."

Guy 2: "Nah man, she isn't hot and totally isn't my type."

Guy 1: "I give it three months."

by acadey April 3, 2011

Mermacorn

A strange mythical creature which is a mixture between a mermaid and a unicorn. Has the bottom half (tail) of a mermaid and the top half (horse head and horn) of a unicorn. Very rare.

Did you just see that Mermacorn?!" "Dude! Mermacorns aren't real!

by Anonymous19928739444546t October 31, 2010

mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015

mermaided

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.

I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.

by KitKat e d April 27, 2013

memphamous

A term describing the state of being a celebrity in the city of Memphis, Tennessee. Those who are memphamous are not celebrities of the typical variety, but are as unique as the famed city itself. It's a lifestyle.

"My one goal in life is to be memphamous. Who's with me?" - Sarah Knowles

by Cecil T. Brown June 29, 2011

Mermm

A girl.
Who is the most amazing person ever. She may be misunderstood by many people, but if your know mermm you love her. Forever and always. Though she is shy, she is the smartest, cleverest girl out there. Mermm has a beautiful voice, and a beautiful smile.

Mermm is beautiful.

Oh you want a best amigo? I would choose mermm.

by Bestamigo September 28, 2012