A Well made Luxurious German piece of Machinery that gets absurd amounts of jealousy,also known to single handedly steal other car owners girlfriends and especially any spotlight from other German cars such as BMW owners when Mercedes arrives on the scene. BMW is and will always be second to Mercedes,Your average smart driver of a Mercedes does not beat on and race they're cars like BMW drivers do.For Mercedes is not wreckless,Mercedes Drivers have pride and take care of there fine automobiles.They are made to cruise luxuriously without added performance parts. They are a First Class Automobile.
by The Best Barber May 11, 2010
The kind of girl that laughs at any jokes just to make you smile. Her heart is full, but don’t break it or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. She has the most beautiful smile that can light up the whole room! She is outgoing and ambitious , and doesn’t take any bullshit unless she loves you. The kind of girl that stares at the stars for hours to notice it’s beauty but can’t look at her self in the mirror without finding an imperfection. But don’t get me wrong she knows she is beautiful! She loves to cook and can make anything out of nothing. Her mind is full but she rarely speaks her mind cause she is afraid to be judged, but she does it with a little push. The kinda girl that falls with caution and doesn’t fall twice. She loves with all her heart and fights for what she loves.The kinda girl I want to marry.
by Cedesgirl February 25, 2019
A car considered by many as the finest automobile ever built. Mercedes offer superb luxury, quality, performance and comfort...truly an incredible piece of machinery and technology.
Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.
There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.
Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.
There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.
by Alpha79 May 04, 2011
Girl : Hey did you hear Zekey Mercedes - Phantom ?
Friend: Yea he never drops anything but it was fire
Friend: Yea he never drops anything but it was fire
by Ferarrisarefun September 11, 2020
From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.
by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015
One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.
American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.
by BMW = BLACK MAN'S WISH May 18, 2003
A kind of ecstasy that will fuck you up. It gets its name from the mercedes emblem on the front side of the pill.
by B-Loc November 18, 2006