manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

monstruation

Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.

"What's wrong with Barbara?"

"She's having monstruation!"

"Oh, fuck."

by pighitterwhatup October 30, 2012

menstruation

When a woman mentruates. A combination of two words, men and frustration.

Uh-oh she is going to be going through her menstruation cycle which means frustration for us guys

by IPwnJ00 mama May 30, 2007

Menstruator

A term used by people trying to earn woke points by pretending not to understand that only female mammals menstruate. Women, i.e. adult female humans, find this term to be demeaning, sexist and misogynistic.

Any company that calls me a menstruator loses my business.

by Mehitabel September 11, 2021

mensuration

That time of the month when you have to measure something.

Phylis had to go through a period of mensuration to pass her math class.

by Ignatz TC November 28, 2017

menstruation

A vile beast that takes over ones girlfriend, turning her into a freakish werewolf that will howl at you annoyingly no matter what you say, and be a rotten bitch to boot

yeah the menstruation monster strikes again, poor bastard didn't see it coming. I'll miss him

by Jag atamis April 27, 2008

male menstruation

the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate

"oh great - that works out nicely. i can't have sex either - i'm on my period, on account of the perfectly natural phenomenon that is male menstruation" - mr. x

by mr. xoxoxo October 8, 2008