memory

A thought from your past that keeps affecting your future.

I hope when I get old, my memory fails me. That way I'll have nothing to regret.

by Slogmeister Extraordinaire January 9, 2008

memory glands

a set of breasts so intoxicating that you'll remember them for the rest of your life

My ex-girlfriends a real bitch but she had a great pair of memory glands

by youzafoo April 23, 2011

pull memory

Pull memory is the place you keep mental pictures (generally of them fine biatches) away in the back of your mind for future pulling* reference.

*Pulling offcourse referring to stroking your wooky, patting the dragon, tugging the tubesteak, etc

Person 1: "Lets go to the strippers." Person 2: "Na strippers is just frustrating" Person 1: "just put it in your pull memory"

"ah crap yo! - the internet is down. Im going to have resort to pull memory! Come to daddy heidi klum"

by SicSuperman February 17, 2010

ryleigh memory

A girl who forgets everything in the span of like 5 seconds

What did I just say 5 seconds ago
Idk man I must have ryleigh memory

by TotallyNotSynthesize February 5, 2020

collective memory

After a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. Usually initiated by the phrase "What the **** happened last night?"

"Man, what the **** happened last night?"

"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."

"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"

"23"

"Oh"

"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"

by TheRealLance April 17, 2010

Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once

Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber

by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013

fap memory

A visual collection of arousing pictures that a boy looks up in his head when masturbating. Originated from Iceland where the phrase "rúnk minni" was used when young school boys saw hot chicks and made mental notes for the lonely nights.

Wow this is totally saved into my fap memory!!

by Krot December 14, 2003