MedievalinTheMakng

He said imagine having a definition so yeah

Lavero was here, medievalinthemakng.

by Lavero October 13, 2020

medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

Medieval Larry

noun; a metallic condom, preferably with metal shavings for jousting your partner

"Hey baby, the Medieval Larry may hurt"

by oMmieWithAExtraChromie March 19, 2022

Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022

Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

Medieval Breath

When somebody's breath is so horrid, that it refers back to medieval times because the didn't brush their teeth in those ages.

Sienna you have some Medieval Breath brev.

by stenkbreath July 28, 2024

Medieval Negan

Angrily or vengefully shoving a barbwire-wrapped baseball bat up someone's ass

If that bitch doesn't give me my money, I gonna give him a Medieval Negan

by Naughty Nyala March 4, 2024