Biological Meltdown

A biological meltdown occurs when a female normally between the ages of 28 and 34, who is without child, is placed into a chemically enhanced hormonal stupor that triggers a countdown in the synapses of the brain causing her to panic because she feels that her ovaries are drying up. Such a condition causes an unrestrainable urge in the female to engage in a loathsome marriage, already bound for divorce, with the first unsuspecting male companion lying prey to her mental instabilities. There is only one goal of such marriage, that is to lure the unsuspecting male victim into immediate and irrational procreation of a love child in order to satisfy the maternal needs of her biological clock.

As soon as the trainwreck hit 30, she had a complete and utter biological meltdown; she met Pablo online, married him on a casino cruise two weeks later, and now she is knocked up with triplets. The trainwreck couldn't be happier. Poor Pablo however; fled to Mexico after he realized he had become another unsuspecting victim to a biological meltdown.

by Maddog and J-Rod October 16, 2012

Diarrhea Meltdown

Diarrhea so severe it causes extreme anal burns and a mass destruction on the toilet, which may overflow with burning hot liquid shit.

Ahh dude i had some serious diarrhea meltdown the other night.

by Doktordumpz November 24, 2010

Diarrhea Meltdown

Could refer to practically anytime a person has a bowel movement.

John: "Did you have a diarrhea meltdown today?"
Josh: "Yeah, it was purple..."

by NorbalorB May 12, 2011

Machadamin Meltdown

The act of eating alot of nuts then taking a shit. Then you scoop the piece out of the toilet then freeze it in a plastic bag. Then you proceed to take it out of the bag during intercourse and put it on the womans chest and watch it melt and see the nuts in the shit.

Dude I gave Tit's McGee a great Machadamin Meltdown last night!

by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006

digital meltdown

When electronic devices are down.

having electronic devices removed for "fun" activities.

My cable is down! which means so is my interweb and home phone! I'm seriously having a digital meltdown!

OMG! i can't believe the rents just totally screwed me one that camping trip! Total digital meltdown for 3 days!

by digigal February 4, 2010

vegan meltdown

1.the effect of going into a restaurant and there is nothing vegan on the menu. 2. finding out that a vegan friendly restaurant has taken a vegan item off the menu. 3. the effect of being hungry while out and people offer you a salad.

I had a vegan meltdown when I found out that the tofu pita was taken off the menu.

by Pretty in Pink Vegan July 25, 2014

Buffalo meltdown

The act of cumming on your partners chest and then heating it up with a hairdryer. After blow drying that puppy, take some tortilla chips and scoop it up and eat it as if it were buffalo chicken dip. Easily my favorite sexual act!

I would give a guy from 217 Littell Hall the sexiest, wettest, kinkiest buffalo meltdown this world has ever seen.

by Mike pagona November 2, 2016