Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row

usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.

(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"

by Gracie Lou Free Bush February 15, 2017