don't tase me bro

somthing a fag says before a security guard tases the shit out of him

"Don't tase me bro..oh owhoowowowhowowh owww.."

by Ethan Winn September 26, 2007

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dont tase me, bro

don't touch me; keep your hands off me; leave me along

Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."

Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.

by James Louis March 22, 2008

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don't tag me bro!

similar to asking to not be 'tased, bro', this is said when at a sketchy party and everyones taking pictures that will inevitably end up on the facebook.

omgz get together and hold those bottles high... alright.. but "DON'T TAG ME BRO!"

by evan scott May 06, 2008

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don't tase me, bro!

A plea for mercy, as in "Please don't taser, beat, kick, shoot, etc... me." An ironic warring about the use of excessive force, even if the person screaming it was asking for it.

(Term from the Florida student who cried out the phrase.)

It's just a rough definition. Don't tase me, bro!

by Man Machine September 19, 2007

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don't tase me bro

What one says when their rant/speech is interrupted by a good counter-point. Derived from Andrew Ryan who (debatably) resisted arrest and was tased while asking John Kerry some questions in Florida.

Guy 1: I love donuts, they're so good. I could eat them for the rest of my life and be happy.
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!

by dougwastaken September 20, 2007

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