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Sausage Egg McMuffin

When your partner puts his dick in your muffin shaped ass and cracks an egg on your back.
We got kinky this weekend and I gave my girl the sausage egg mcmuffin.
by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009
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Walking Egg Mcmuffin

That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin
by BlackMigos June 18, 2014
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Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.
Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
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Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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Frosted Apple McMuffin

When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)
Hey Carl I Have a girl that’s down to make some Frosted Apple McMuffins in her pum pum
by My_snake_is_solid42069 May 11, 2023
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Thug Mcmuffin

Thug Mcmuffin: One who is usually under the age of 15 who believes they have swag and try to act cool by faking doing drugs and having sex.
Person 1: Look at that little kid, he thinks he is so cool.
Person 2: I was talking to him. He is like, twelve. He told me his gauges are fake.
Person 1: He told me about all the weed he does.
Person 2: What a Thug Mcmuffin.
by Meow fucker October 3, 2012
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Egg McMuffin

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.
by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017
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