1. A writer and singer of some of the worst pop dreck known to man.
2.One of the best blues artists currently active.
Surprisingly, both of those definitons refer to the same damn person.
2.One of the best blues artists currently active.
Surprisingly, both of those definitons refer to the same damn person.
John Mayer's Room for squares is utter shit, but the songs on Try! stomp anything I've heard lately. Go figure.
by nonameandshtuff October 11, 2007
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he does this because deep down he has no real feelings of self worth,and so he shouldnt because he is a useless unintelligent talentless excuse for a man/human being!!END OF!
he does this because deep down he has no real feelings of self worth,and so he shouldnt because he is a useless unintelligent talentless excuse for a man/human being!!END OF!
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John Mayer was born on October 16, 1977 and he grew up in Connecticut. Initially John only specifically listened to pop music. According to him, when he was 13 years old, he was astonished by Stevie Ray Vaughn. His goal then became to learn the guitar and emulate Stevie Ray Vaughn. After about 2 years, John was already performing in blues clubs while impressing them with his brilliance at such a young age. Eventually John decided that was not the route he wanted to take so that he may have a successful music career. It was the famous South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin, Texas in March of 2000, was where he was discovered and soon after signed to a recording contract. His debut album was entitled, Room for Squares.
John Mayer was born on October 16, 1977 and he grew up in Connecticut. Initially John only specifically listened to pop music. According to him, when he was 13 years old, he was astonished by Stevie Ray Vaughn. His goal then became to learn the guitar and emulate Stevie Ray Vaughn. After about 2 years, John was already performing in blues clubs while impressing them with his brilliance at such a young age. Eventually John decided that was not the route he wanted to take so that he may have a successful music career. It was the famous South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin, Texas in March of 2000, was where he was discovered and soon after signed to a recording contract. His debut album was entitled, Room for Squares.
Mayer's lucrative follow-up, 2004's Heavier Things, resulted in another Grammy, this time for Song of the Year.
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Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.
Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.
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