hair mayonnaise

A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.

I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.

by PyroLogiK January 13, 2008

mayonnaise mask

Face covered in male ejaculatory secretion. A facial.

I heard John gave his girlfriend a mayonnaise mask for valentines day.

by thisisfrusterating February 15, 2010

marconi ave

Street in Arden Arcade surrounded by white black and Mexican neighborhoods. This is one of the worst spot around the neighborhood known for gang assaults and drugs after the past decade. Sg crips claim certain parts of the ave

another person got taxed for they J’s on Marconi ave.

by AAblowin33ks December 14, 2019

Mayonnaise Lesbian

A homosexual that panics when someone of the same gender is interested in them. Mayonnaise Lesbians attempt to slide away, out of pure panic

Person 1: just tell her that you like her back
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian

by GodConfirms February 27, 2020

Mayonnaise Hotdog

A Mayonnaise Hotdog is when a man is hitting it from the back, and right before the man cums they pull out and jizz in between the butt cheeks of the person. Then the man mashes the persons butt cheeks in between their wiener creating a Mayonnaise Hotdog.

Marshall: “Ya man, last night I gave her a Mayonnaise Hotdog.”

Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”

Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”

Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”

by Beatdameaty August 5, 2020

gargle mayonnaise

To Suck Cock and sallow the Man Butter

Man that bitch can Gargle Mayonnaise like a vacuum

by Sanity of Insanity January 13, 2007

Mayonnaisey

A state of being that is somewhat related to being hungover but with fewer specific symptoms other than a feeling of general "icky-pooness." To the extent that there are known symptoms, they may include indecisiveness, lethargy and mild dizziness. Basically, when you wake up feeling drunk but probably don't have a high BAC, don't need to throw up but do REQUIRE food (specifically bacon), you can be said to be feeling mayonnaisey. Mayonnaiseyness is usually gotten rid of by eating greasy foods, minor day drinking and just waiting it out.

var. Mayonnaisey can also be used to describe things that are generally unpleasant like bad weather, a boring movie, or a yucky meal (see examples below).

Girl #1: "Hey girl, fun time last night! Wanna meet up and grab some breakfast?"

Girl #2: "Sure; I'm feeling pretty mayonnaisey so I'm going to need to hit up a McDonald's or that greasy spoon down the street."

var. "It's sort of raining outside; how mayonaissey!" "The movie was so boring, I almost fell asleep. I haven't seen a movie that mayoniassey in a long time." "That lobster was clearly frozen and they put way to much sauce on it. It was almost as mayonaissey as the fish we had last week."

by HammySeattle September 7, 2009