A hastily made meal comprised of two freshly store-bought torillas stuffed full of Walmart brand cheddar cheese and nuked in a $35 Sunbeam microwave for exactly one minute and thirty seconds.
Traditional preparation methods dictate that the finished product should be cut into even slices with butter knife (the pizza cutter was dirty) and slathered in pools of the cheapest hot sauce available to give the recipient the illusion that they are not just eating microwaved bread and cheese.
--Engineered, perfected, and consumed soley by a college student named Matt.--
Traditional preparation methods dictate that the finished product should be cut into even slices with butter knife (the pizza cutter was dirty) and slathered in pools of the cheapest hot sauce available to give the recipient the illusion that they are not just eating microwaved bread and cheese.
--Engineered, perfected, and consumed soley by a college student named Matt.--
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