Skip to main content

Martijn

A kind, funny and thoughtful person. They seem to fall in love with everyone around them, but when they really fall in love they are the best partner. Very sporty person, loves to bike. Loves to puzzle and do think sports.

Super friendly and know how to comfort anyone.
Martijn is such a funny guy!
by Raponsje January 21, 2026
mugGet the Martijn mug.

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
mugGet the evan mattingly mug.

Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.
X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
by HungBoi May 18, 2021
mugGet the Splash Matting mug.

Pulling a Martijn

The act of getting so high that one throws up.
Hey dude, did you hear Ethan was "pulling a Martijn" because he got so high
by Get_out_of_here_antonio June 19, 2017
mugGet the Pulling a Martijn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email