mathy

describing a situation that involves a lot of calculation and math skills

Phil: "Why would you want to take the statistics class? It is too mathy!"
Ainur: "Hmm, you have a point. Maybe I should not."

by Moonlight_25 March 22, 2010

Mathayus

A person with this name is simply a bad ass. He is amazing, beautiful and incredibly modest. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. He also has the spirit of a warrior and the heart of a poet.

There goes Mathayus the biggest bad ass that will ever exist. Mathayus is so beautiful.

by Mr.Kookydook June 10, 2018

Maths Teachers

A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.

Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!

Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!

by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019

Bad maths

This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe.

Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.

A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'.

Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths.

by The Bionic Fox November 24, 2011

Mathsterbation

Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.

Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?

Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!

Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...

by highoffmathsfaps November 5, 2013

Danger-Maths

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.

Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.

by ItsDanH June 16, 2016

matisyahu

A Jewish Reggae rapper formerly known as Matthew Miller.

He is a former trouble maker turned Haisidic Jew.

He is also known for his great beatboxing skills.

Matisyahu spits mad rhymes.

by C_Dub January 7, 2006