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Mother’s Teet

3 or more people with heightened levels of self loathing each pour a Four Loko into a vessel, ideally a bucket, upon which time each individual uses a bendy straw to collectively chug the contents in as little time as possible
Last weekend we got together and did Mother’s Teet in the backyard
by King Neb December 14, 2018
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queen mother's grin

The "U" shaped yellow piss attain around a well used WC. It means any yellow stain on a floor but particularly around a water closet.
We will have to replace this flooring your majesty, the lino around the bog is like the queen mother's grin.
by Randy Bumgardner October 25, 2015
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The Walk of mother's shame

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.
by Rennnn1121 November 1, 2020
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Mother's Day

Mother's Day is a special day that takes place on May 9th/10th each year. This day is a day where we show our love and how much we appreciate our mothers. Our mother's do so much for us, you couldn't imagine. They raised us since we were just young, and now its our time to give back MORE.

Why more? Well, you should be respecting you mother's every single day and appreciating them as well. Mother's day is not supposed to be the only day you give back to you mother but its a day where you respect her MORE, appreciate her MORE, and give back MORE. You could simply give a gift and say "I love you" or you could do beyond the imaginable and take her some place. Whether it's for dinner, the mall, and fun fair. Whatever it is, just make sure it is meaningful.

Mother's day is a national holiday to honor our mothers for what they do for us. When we were young, they fed us, they took care of us, they taught us, and so much more. If you think about it, our mothers actually do so much for us and most people feel regret after doing something wrong to there mothers. Whether its disrespecting them to doing something worse. They still feel bad because our mothers don't deserve that, right? Even if they did something super harsh to you, you can get mad but don't disrespect them or be unappreciative.

They do so much for us and they suffered for us so it's time to give back. Even if we give back every day, it's not equal to how much our mother's did for us. Remember, give back.. MORE.
You: "It's Mother's Day!"
Friend: "Let's give back, more."
by ItsMeDiana January 19, 2021
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Your Mother's Face in my Pants

This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!

: Your mother!

Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!

: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)

Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!

: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)
by Spydamonkey666 November 18, 2010
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Mother's Day

A horrific day in the lives of single moms everywhere. A day that symbolizes their broken dreams of a loving husband, lover, friend. A day tramatizes even the most resilient mother, it's as dismal as a datelessValentines Day. It blindsides the mom by confirming that no one really cares about what they do with exception of their other female friends. Children who should be pawns used by their former husbands/lovers to prove their dedication, now flounder without guidance. In a best case scenario, a mom with young children can land a homemade gift; with older kids they can hope to get some yard work at of them without monstrous amount of lip. It's a day all moms know that no one in their house wants to celebrate. Then beyond the concept of men, it is a day that if the mother doesn't force their sons to do anything, they will definitely ruin them for the next generation of women.

A day that men can easily allude that they are (or would be) a great husband/father by pointing out the short comings of other men. Interestingly, this seems to coincide with the man failing to produce the same proclaimed formula for happiness in their own relationships.

A day any halfway decent mom will be missed if they have passed, and their children will finally wish they could celebrate it with them.
Jane: "So what did the kids suprise you with for Mother's Day?"

Mom: "You are kidding right? I made them breakfast while they whined about the idea of helping around outside".

"Are you kidding me? Do we really have too"
by Lostnotfound May 12, 2016
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Mother's Ambrosia

Nicki: I can't believe you drank an entire gallon of milk Kathleen
Kathleen: Mmmm... Milk is mother's ambrosia!!! I LAHHVE IT!!!
by K5118A February 1, 2004
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