MATEO

San Mateo CA

Guy 1: Where are you from?!
Guy 2: Mateo!

by San Mateo Bridge January 31, 2009

mateo

mateo is the almighty supreme most good looking pimp in the house

person: omg have you seen mateo? hes so hot
other person: obviously hes so fine, its cuz hes a pimp

by nooo-o_o June 22, 2021

mateo

makes way to many sex jokes and is very annoying

mateo is annoying

by Av!3 November 18, 2021

mateo

BEST BESTITE EVER IDC WHAT U SAY ISTG.

yeah im friends with mateo. your not? god u must be boring as hell man

by caitlinnnnnnnnnnnnnn1 March 18, 2021

mateo

hi stoopid. ur funny and ur laugh is fucking weird lmao buts its cool. can u play fortnite tmrw lol

bye 👍

me "hi"

mateo "who asked"

by its me guess February 26, 2020

mateo

hes rly chill. his basic phrase is "who asked" or "ok and" or "i dont know" but hes rlly nice an funny and good to stay up w when ur bored bc he does stupid stuff. i barley have classes w him but its fun to be around him and hes good to talk to. also hes good at fortnite and carries me lmao

hi mateooo

by its me guess February 26, 2020

mateo

kindest person you'll ever meet. who'll blush with his eyes and never fails to make something awkward. will freak out over holding hands and cares for you no matter what. he is such an amazing person that will make you smile uncontrollably 24/7 and have questioning why you deserve them.

mateo ZAMN

by dookiesucker420 November 6, 2021